A man begins to worry that his wife may be unfaithful
We’ve all had those moments of doubt, where we wonder if our partner might not be as faithful as they seem. Thankfully, more often than not, it’s just our imagination getting the best of us. But this funny story really takes that idea to the extreme, and trust me, it’s one you’ll want to hear.
A man begins to suspect his wife is being unfaithful, so he decides to surprise her by coming home early from work. As he walks in, his wife greets him in a bathrobe, looking flustered with her hair in a mess. The man immediately demands to know, “Where is he? Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?”
Completely taken aback, his wife replies, “I don’t know what you’re talking about, dear.”
That’s when the man goes into a full-blown search mode, tearing the house apart looking for evidence. Finally, after what seems like an eternity, he looks out the kitchen window on the second floor and spots a man sitting in a Tesla parked on the street. “That’s him!” he shouts to himself. “That’s the guy who’s been with my wife!”
In a fit of rage, the man runs to the fridge, picks it up, and hurls it out the window at the guy in the car. But in his fury, he has a heart attack from the stress, falls to the floor, and dies on the spot.
Soon after, St. Peter greets him at the gates of Heaven and asks, “What happened? Why are you here?”
The man explains, “I knew my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early. I saw her boyfriend in his Tesla out on the street. I threw the fridge at him, but in the process, I had a heart attack and died.”
St. Peter looks at him with disapproval and says, “You don’t belong here.” Without another word, he pulls a large lever, and the trap door opens, sending the man straight to hell.
Just a few minutes later, another man approaches St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks, “What are you doing here?”
The second man responds, “I have no idea! I was just sitting in my Tesla, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, a refrigerator came flying at me!”
St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I’ve heard enough about you. You’re going to hell too!” He pulls the lever again, and the second man falls into the abyss.
A couple of minutes later, a third man appears before St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter, now looking exhausted, asks, “What’s your story?”
The third man replies, “I don’t know! I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business…”